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”Pähkinät”
heinäkuu 8th, 2015
”To avoid thinking of negative things, I wanted to tell you about my favourite nuts.”When I was a kid, I hated nuts.
Only at adult age I have learned to eat peanuts, cashews and Brazil nuts…
Today I discovered a thing, while I was doing background research.
”Not even one of the aforementioned nuts is an actual nut.
Well, I knew about the peanut already. It is related to peas.
But the rest are also seeds of fruit and drupes.
It means I still have not learned to eat nuts.”
”So, my favourites from ”nut-like seeds”!Shared third place:
Almond and peanutSecond place:
Brazil nut”Brazil nut can also be rubbed on wooden laminated floors or wooden furniture to fade away light-appearing scratches…”
First place:
Cashew!”They are delicious when wasabi-spiced!”
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En tiedä mitä odotin
heinäkuu 7th, 2015
”Whitechapel was really scary series and its end made me frustrated.””Hmmmmmmmm…”
”Let me re-watch it, because surely I won’t be scared or frustrated again, a-hyuck-hyuck!”
After a couple of episodes:[I am visibly scared and anxious]
TV series: ”Eeeeek!”
The ending of the series:
”Hrnngh! I have never been so frustrated in my life!”
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Pride-muistilista
kesäkuu 29th, 2015
Huom! Tämä on cis-sukupuolisen heteron näkökulmasta kirjoitettu ja piirretty, siksi ensimmäisen sivun viimeinen ruutu hyvistä tavoista keskittyy siihen, että Pridessä ei ole kysymys herkistä hetero-tunteista. Jos et ole cis-het, sinulla on kaikki oikeudet osallistua Pride-kulkueeseen ja muihin tapahtumiin.
Miia Vistilä piirsikin jo neuvot ja ohjeet introvertin Pride-kulkueeseen.
”Yesterday, I attended to my first Pride parade. Because it is the general Pride season, here is a list of reminders for beginners.””Anyone can join the parade and a possible park party. One can walk only a part of the route. One can attend either just the parade or the party, if the energy is not cut out for both.”
No one asks about sexuality or gender identity, but remember good manners.
Me: ”Don’t be that person.”
Cishet: ”Me! Me! But what about my feelings? Me! I am minority here!”
Take a note of the weather.”Better remember sunblock during the Pride season. I forgot and got to nurse sunburnt skin. Sigh.”
Remember to pack water with you. Many will have alcoholic drink, but water should be taken as well.
Dehydration on a hot day is no laughing matter.Parade might be long, so pack a little power snack with you, even if you won’t stay for the park party or picnic.
Fruit or a snack bar work well.
”Good shoes are mandatory! Depending on the city, the parade route might go on cobble stones. And blisters are not fun either.””The police and voluntary traffic guides take care of the route’s safety, but be on your guard.
There is a lot of people in the parade, so make sure your possessions are safe. Pickpockets thrive in large crowds.
I hope these reminders were helpful!
Have a fun and safe Pride parade!” -
Kauhukeittiö
kesäkuu 27th, 2015
We renewed our Netflix-subscription.Me snapping through provided programs: ”Meh. Meh. Meh.”
TV: ”Tervetuloa Kauhukeittiöön!”
Me thinking: ”Now if only I also had my favourite candy!”Gordon Ramsay TV:ssä: ”Mitä **ttua luulet tekeväsi!?”
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Löydetyt kauppalaput
kesäkuu 12th, 2015
”My newest interest and occasional pastime is nowadays shoplisting — or, spotting lists and notes in shops.”The note is usually a shopping list, memory note or somesuch. Receipts are not counted or included.
”The notes I find, I usually scan and share them in Löydetyt kauppalaput group in Facebook.”
[Löydetyt kauppalaput = Found shopping notes]”Others like to take pics to share of their findings, some others save their findings, and there are people who dig through the trash buckets at the end of cashier line.”
I don’t always dedicate myself in searching the notes, but I happen to be working as a cashier.Me: ”I’m cleaning up a little.”
Me thinking: ”Keeheehee, something interesting!”
Sometimes I even get given shopping notes.
Customer: ”You can throw this away.”
Although I am not sure if I can count them as found.
My own notes and lists I write in a small notebook.Me: ”Mmhmm… If I had minced meat gravy last week…”
Me: ”Sometimes I am a little worried of a possibility of losing my notebook…”
Some random customer thinking: ”This dork buys the same vegetables every time!”
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Löydetyt kauppalaput-ryhmä Facebookissa
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Leppis
toukokuu 1st, 2015
”Huh?”
Me: ”Fanteri! Bring me a drinking glaff, poftcard and a cfair! There’f a ladybug in here!”Me: ”On the glaff above the door!”
Santeri: ”Roger that!”
Santeri caught the ladybug eventually.Santeri: ”Two-dotted one!”
We let it out.
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Tyynynvaltaaja
maaliskuu 30th, 2015
”Yeeee-ahh, listen! Would it maybe be crowded because these cushions were first reserved for me?!”
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Pepperoni-juustomuffinit
maaliskuu 22nd, 2015
Due to measurements and different terms, this comic will not be translated into English. My apologies for any inconvenience!
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Suklaa-addiktion vuodenaika
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
Thinking: ”I am a bit worried what will happen to my sweets consuming, when the fasting is over.”Thinking: ”My situation is similar to an alcoholic’s; dropless January or 100 days challenge go with ease. After that, the consuming continues with both hands.”
Last year:Thinking: ”Well, this chocolate does not quite taste like anything…”
After five seconds:
Thinking: ”I’ve GOT to get more of this!”
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Eväät
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
During fasting, it is sometimes kinda hard to find proper packed lunch for work.
[All the packages tell they contain meat in some form or another.]And if you want to think of the ethics…
Me thinking: ”And palm oil again!”
[I am holding a packet of spinach crêpes.]But when something suitable is found:
”Hah HAA!”And it contains no palm oil:
”HAH HAA!!”
[I am holding a packet of vegetable patty meal.]
”The meal in question is a vegetable patty meal by a firm called Hoviruoka.
It was a little expencive, but really tasty.”(*(* The meal sadly is not vegan, because it contains egg, butter and cream.
”What do you mean I should cook myself?
I don’t always have energy for that.”
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