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Pride-muistilista
kesäkuu 29th, 2015
Huom! Tämä on cis-sukupuolisen heteron näkökulmasta kirjoitettu ja piirretty, siksi ensimmäisen sivun viimeinen ruutu hyvistä tavoista keskittyy siihen, että Pridessä ei ole kysymys herkistä hetero-tunteista. Jos et ole cis-het, sinulla on kaikki oikeudet osallistua Pride-kulkueeseen ja muihin tapahtumiin.
Miia Vistilä piirsikin jo neuvot ja ohjeet introvertin Pride-kulkueeseen.
”Yesterday, I attended to my first Pride parade. Because it is the general Pride season, here is a list of reminders for beginners.””Anyone can join the parade and a possible park party. One can walk only a part of the route. One can attend either just the parade or the party, if the energy is not cut out for both.”
No one asks about sexuality or gender identity, but remember good manners.
Me: ”Don’t be that person.”
Cishet: ”Me! Me! But what about my feelings? Me! I am minority here!”
Take a note of the weather.”Better remember sunblock during the Pride season. I forgot and got to nurse sunburnt skin. Sigh.”
Remember to pack water with you. Many will have alcoholic drink, but water should be taken as well.
Dehydration on a hot day is no laughing matter.Parade might be long, so pack a little power snack with you, even if you won’t stay for the park party or picnic.
Fruit or a snack bar work well.
”Good shoes are mandatory! Depending on the city, the parade route might go on cobble stones. And blisters are not fun either.””The police and voluntary traffic guides take care of the route’s safety, but be on your guard.
There is a lot of people in the parade, so make sure your possessions are safe. Pickpockets thrive in large crowds.
I hope these reminders were helpful!
Have a fun and safe Pride parade!” -
Kauhukeittiö
kesäkuu 27th, 2015
We renewed our Netflix-subscription.Me snapping through provided programs: ”Meh. Meh. Meh.”
TV: ”Tervetuloa Kauhukeittiöön!”
Me thinking: ”Now if only I also had my favourite candy!”Gordon Ramsay TV:ssä: ”Mitä **ttua luulet tekeväsi!?”
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Synkillä poluilla
kesäkuu 27th, 2015
One evening:[No good – no good – no good – no good]
Me thinking: ”Stop it, STOP IT!!”
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Yritin
kesäkuu 27th, 2015
”Pfft, tried to draw something sensible, did not make it!” -
Tuuli karkasi tuulihatuista
kesäkuu 24th, 2015
”What on earth!?
Why are you flattening like that!?
I tried to bake profiteroles, not proflateroles!”[baked goods going ’phwiiiiiiiiiiiii…’]
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Lomilla
kesäkuu 24th, 2015
”I have been vacationing. There is still not much work.”
I patronized a bank one day, estate business.Bank clerk: ”Yeap, this account has [four digit number]. Want me to transfer them over to yours?”
Me thinking: ”BLIMEY!”
Money worries eased for summer, at least.
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Löydetyt kauppalaput
kesäkuu 12th, 2015
”My newest interest and occasional pastime is nowadays shoplisting — or, spotting lists and notes in shops.”The note is usually a shopping list, memory note or somesuch. Receipts are not counted or included.
”The notes I find, I usually scan and share them in Löydetyt kauppalaput group in Facebook.”
[Löydetyt kauppalaput = Found shopping notes]”Others like to take pics to share of their findings, some others save their findings, and there are people who dig through the trash buckets at the end of cashier line.”
I don’t always dedicate myself in searching the notes, but I happen to be working as a cashier.Me: ”I’m cleaning up a little.”
Me thinking: ”Keeheehee, something interesting!”
Sometimes I even get given shopping notes.
Customer: ”You can throw this away.”
Although I am not sure if I can count them as found.
My own notes and lists I write in a small notebook.Me: ”Mmhmm… If I had minced meat gravy last week…”
Me: ”Sometimes I am a little worried of a possibility of losing my notebook…”
Some random customer thinking: ”This dork buys the same vegetables every time!”
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Löydetyt kauppalaput-ryhmä Facebookissa
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Olisi tarvetta
kesäkuu 1st, 2015
”If I could cast curses, I totally would make a mess of some people’s digesting systems.
No more normal action for them, only constipation and diarrhea by turns.” -
Täysi jäätyminen
toukokuu 29th, 2015
[Phone beeping]Text message: ”Dear customer, clearing of shareholders is ready. To patronize the bank office, please book an appointment by calling telephone number 0200 3000.
Kind regards, Nordea.”Me: ”Well, let’s get that off the way!
[phone being dialed]
Recorded message: ”Dear customer, characterize your business before booking an appointment.”
Me: ”…””…”
”…”
”I-I can’t.”
”Perkele!”
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Avaruusfaktoja
toukokuu 28th, 2015
Webpage: ”It would take about seven months to travel this distance in a space ship.Better be some good in-flight entertainment.
In case you’re wondering, you’d need about 2000 feature-length movies to occupy that many waking hours.”
Me thinking: ”I don’t have that many movies.”~*~
Oheinen nettisivu tässä: If The Moon Were Only 1 Pixel
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