• Kilo oli liikaa

    helmikuu 2nd, 2019

    ”Half a kilogram of gingerbread cookie dough, or the whole kilogram?”

    ”Hmm. Hmmm.”

    ”I’ll take the whole kilogram!”

    ”Note to self: half a kilogram is enough!”

  • Depressio

    joulukuu 19th, 2018

    Memorial for the people who’ve committed suicide, sometime during my childhood years:
    Parent: ”Suicide is the most selfish thing.”

    Me, at adult age: ”And that’s what I believed, too, until I got sick. Depression is one hell of a mental illness.”
    Me: ”Of course I can only talk about myself, but there are some things that help me.”
    Balanced diet

    Me: ”And I have medication, of course.”
    But sometimes, despite all of this, darkness fills the mind. My brains just do not produce enough pleasure and happiness hormones, or the effect is short.

    Me: ”And well… Depression is not a choice, silly tosh, or laziness.”

    Me: ”The most distressing thing is when one does all the possible and it does not help.”
    Me: ”All depressed people do not even have healthy coping mechanisms.
    How does it feel to be a person, who feels no pleasure from ANYTHING?”

    Me: ”And with all added blaming to top it.”
    [someone is being pointed with fingers labeled as ’negative’, ’selfish’ and ’attention whore’.

    Me: ”I don’t even know where I am going with this comic.”
    Me: ”Umm, I guess my point was that we should treat ourselves and each other with compassion.
    Other depressed people: search for those healthy coping mechanisms. One day the sadness will end.”

  • Verensokerit

    joulukuu 3rd, 2018

    Measuring blood sugar levels

    Blood glucose meter: Sugar levels too high
    Me: ”Am I doing this somehow wrong?”

    Some other day:
    Blood glucose meter: Sugar levels reasonable
    Me: ”Am I doing this somehow wrong?”

  • Vaihtoehtoja vihapuheelle

    joulukuu 2nd, 2018

    Alternatives for hate speech and hateful messages

    1. Learning a new language.
    [in Spanish] ”Another gaze…”
    2. Painting
    3. Building birdhouses

    Me: ”Do other bloggers have some more ideas for alternatives? You could draw some and link me?”

  • Jos joku voisi peitellä

    marraskuu 20th, 2018

    When living alone, it would be nice if one’s pet could tuck one in the bed.

  • Joulusuunnitelmat

    marraskuu 5th, 2018

    Me: ”I am not much of a Christmas holiday type of a person, but this year I’m gonna try.”

    ”I decorated a tabletop tree.”
    ”I was also thinking of making a pomander [pomme d’ambre], more commonly known as clove-orange.”

    ”Food ideas I am getting from holiday books and magazines.”
    Me thinking: ”I could bake some cookies, at least!”

  • Oleellisimmat

    marraskuu 2nd, 2018

    The most relevant things from the Book Expo (2018):
    – Chocolates
    – Comics

  • Sosiaalinen elämä

    marraskuu 2nd, 2018



  • Osku kuukkeloi

    marraskuu 2nd, 2018


    [some clattering]
    Me: ”Ah, a hot cup…”
    ”What’s this?”

    Google: ”gggggggggggggggghhhhhhhvvvvvvvvv”

  • Kevätpäiväntasaus

    marraskuu 2nd, 2018

    Vernal Equinox
    Me: ”It’s spring!”

    ”…What the hell?!”