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  • Ero

    joulukuu 10th, 2017

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    It happened on 14th of May, 2017, about a week before our 10-year anniversary.

    Santeri, on the phone: ”Ah-I have been distressed and anxious and I want to break up…”
    Santeri, on the phone: ”This is not your fault.”
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    Me: ”I cried for two days about the break up. Luckily, I had people to talk to.”

    Kata came from Hyvinkää to keep me company.
    Kata: ”I will toss his things out from the balcony!”
    My group chat supported me.
    On the top of that, I seeked help from the local mental health chat.
    Chat: ”How can I help?”
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    Me: ”Now I feel maybe even hopeful.”
    I get my own space and an opportunity to live for myself only!

  • Kiltti Tyttö ™

    joulukuu 8th, 2017

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    Me: ”I struggle with my inner Good Girl(tm) everyday.”

    I feel bad, if I don’t give my seat to the elderly, despite there being open seats available.
    I feel shitty, if I defend my right not to be touched.

    Someone: ”Excushe meee…”
    Me: ”Don’t touch me or I will break your arm!”
    Someone: ”Shorryy…”

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    Me: ”A Good Girl(tm) would have let old grudges go already…”

    Old ass sayings: ”Smarter one ends the fight.”
    ”Be a good girl and forgive.”
    ”It is useless to dwell in the past.”

    Me: ”…Fuck that.”

  • LÄÄKKEET!!

    joulukuu 6th, 2017

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    Me: ”If this fucking depression could ease up on me, that would be fucking nice!”

    Someone: ”Have you taken your meds?”
    Me: ”Well, I forgot. Shut up!”

  • Hylätyksi tulemisen pelko

    joulukuu 4th, 2017

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    One night I woke up to a bad dream, that had themes of abandonment and rejection.

    Me: ”Today, I awkwardly found out that my friends had gone to the movies together, and not asked me with them.”

    Usually, I would not mind…
    …But these were supposed to be my closest friends, and I have been suffering from loneliness.

  • Kompa

    joulukuu 2nd, 2017

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    At work, around 09:17 am…

    Coworker: ”And the poor baby was hiding behind the shower curtain…”
    Me: ”Poor fella.”

    Customer: ”At which time you open?”
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    Me and my colleague: ”…”
    Customer: ”Well, at what time you open on Sundays?!”

    Me thinking: ”Is this a trick question?”
    Colleague: ”A-at nine am!”

  • Kävijäpiikki

    elokuu 11th, 2017

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    Me: ”Some weird visitor spike in my blog some week ago…”
    [I notice it is from reddit.com]

    Group chat: ”It might be some proper discussion?”
    Me: ”I hope so.”

  • Alitajunta ampuu kovilla

    heinäkuu 31st, 2017

    201216
    Dream world:
    – Summer
    – A girlfriend very much in love
    – An amusement park
    – FREE!! ice cream

    Real world:
    – Time to rest
    – My own peace
    – Lovely boyfriend
    – Potato chips

  • Kätevä design

    toukokuu 23rd, 2017

    051216
    At the hospital after bloodworks:

    Me thinking: ”A round post card!”

    Me: ”Hmm.”

    Me thinking: ”I can’t bend the corners of this one!”

  • Luurankosoturi

    toukokuu 23rd, 2017

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    Kisatyö 1.12.2016

  • Kilpailutus

    huhtikuu 6th, 2017

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    Me: ”This thing came up late at night in a group chat. Question the price and quality of your meds.”

    I was such a dork to eat the first prescribed birth control for many years.
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    After many years, my blood pressure stood out as an issue. I was prescribed a mini pill, that is supposedly better for blood pressure.

    Me: ”Well, I can’t say much about that blood pressure, but…”
    [Author/Artist eats two different BP meds]

    There are other benefits.
    Sales clerk: ”X euros, please!”
    Me thinking: ”About half cheaper than my old birth control!”
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    Me: ”Then my periods stopped. It is a common side effect of my current birth control pill. I am not bothered, actually.”

    Many other medicines can also be raced.
    Pharmacist: ”Would you accept a similar, cheaper brand?”
    Me: ”Yes, please!”

    I recommend discussing the price of medicines at the pharmacist’s or the quality of the product at the doctor’s office.