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  • Akku lähes tyhjä

    toukokuu 9th, 2016

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    ”I am upset that I seem not to be able to enjoy my friends’ company like I used to.”

    Party invitations have always been accepted with delight.

    Going to the actual party is a different thing altogether.

  • Kourallinen tabuja

    toukokuu 9th, 2016

    280416
    I went to a control visit to the doctor’s.

    Doctor: ”Yeah, these blood sugar levels are pretty high despite the meds.”

    Me: ”My dosage was raised. I also got something to lower my pulse and a med for my low mood.”
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    Me: ”So, the morning’s amount of meds is:
    1 x mood medication
    1 x blood pressure medication
    1 x pulse lowering medication
    2 x blood sugar lowering medication”

    Me: ”In the evenings, I take birth control pill and again 2 x blood sugar lowering pills.”
    (Also there are possible pain killers and allergy meds)

    I felt like I would certainly forget something.
    [details swirling around my head.]
    Me: ”Ummm…”

    So I wrote a plan for taking care of myself.
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    Me: ”So, here I have a list of medicines I take in the morning and in the evening, and other things to remember.”
    ”Like not skipping breakfast.”

    For morning medication, I bought a pill dispenser.

    Now it’s really good to ration meds!
    Me: ”Evening medication I remember and know without this dispenser!”

  • Voihan kirva

    huhtikuu 29th, 2016

    260416
    ”Aphids in my plants!”

  • Kuunteleminen bussissa

    huhtikuu 26th, 2016

    210416_II
    Someone shares deep personal things in the bus:
    [I am running away]

    Someone is gossiping in the bus:
    [I am most definitely interested.]

  • Onko se tosissaan hauskaa?

    huhtikuu 26th, 2016

    210416
    ”In the Blues Brothers movie, there is a scene, where a nun smacks the brothers repeatedly for cursing.”

    ”But would it still be a ’funny’ scene, if it was a priest smacking two cursing women?”
    ”This makes me doubt my own sense of humor.”

  • Paska kasvualusta

    huhtikuu 26th, 2016

    150416_II
    ”As of late, I have been thinking the bad upbringing emotional abuse my parents gave me.”

    ”Someone might say I exaggerate, but I think things like shouting is not the right way to punish a child.”

    ”Problems with alcohol brought their own toll, of course. Agreements were forgotten, argues, breaking things. There is no visible bruising from emotional abuse.”
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    ”I have not gotten very good supply for life”

    ”It’s kinda the same as if one was give a patch of rocky land by the arctic circle…”

    Someone: ”You have to grow organic mangoes here.”

    ”…And one would be told to grow something challenging with weak resources.”

    ”I am not saying it would be impossible.”
    ”But it is damn hard!”

  • Syntyjä syviä

    huhtikuu 15th, 2016

    140416
    ”How hammerhead sharks have even evolved? Or flounders?”

  • Aika aikaansa kutakin

    huhtikuu 15th, 2016

    110416
    Some days:

    ”Yeah, I don’t feel like doing anything, but I could always check how many episodes of Bones I can watch in a row.”

    Some other days:

    ”Next thing, I will wash the walls!”
    [Scrub-a-dub-dub]

  • Emotionaalinen vampyyri

    huhtikuu 15th, 2016

    150416
    ”I will suck all of your will to live.”

  • Ihmiskunnan tuho

    huhtikuu 11th, 2016

    010416
    Destruction of mankind

    Some fatphobic: ”Yeah, I want to get rid of all this shit in my body. Fats are totally the destruction of mankind.”

    Me: ”And destruction shall begin from that person.”