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Hammaslääkäri
elokuu 29th, 2016
Me: ”I went to the dentist’s check up some time ago. No cavities! (*(* I rejoiced too soon, there was one beneath the dental calculus.
Dentist: ”All your wisdom teeth have come in, but there has been space for them.
Me: ”Uh huh.”
Dentist: ”For real, you never have had any fillings made?”
Me: ”Nope.”
Me: ”I did not quite have the nerve to admit that sometimes I have taken lousy care of my arsenal.”Some years ago:
Me: ”I can’t manage…”Me: ”But now I am going to take some better care! I have xylitol pastilles, dental floss, new toothbrush! I’ll get to the dental calculus removal on August.”
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Lomalla
elokuu 12th, 2016
”I have been busy.””For reals.”
[I snore and drool.] -
”My blood pressure, pulse and blood glucose are on okay level!””Now, if only we’d get my mood up and my weight down, things would be well.”
Me thinking: ”And I would not personally mind that weight thing, but doctor and nurses keep lecturing me.”
Me: ”We also had an anniversary on 19th of May.”
Santeri: ”Nine years!”Me: ”I had an epiphany about my relationship some time ago.”
At depression nurse:
Me: ”It grinds my gears when my boyfriend says we’ve grown distant.”
Depression nurse: ”Have you asked if he wants to get closer?”
Me: ”…”
[I get an epiphany]
”A thousand dollar question!”
”Halleluuujaaaaah!”
”Ding ding ding!”
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Ei jaksa II
elokuu 12th, 2016
”I have not been well, but not unwell either.””I think it might be because of meds.”
”Creative things do not work.”
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Suns and Daughters
toukokuu 25th, 2016
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Ei jaksa
toukokuu 25th, 2016
The mind won’t let me rest.
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Väsyttävää mutta tarpeellista
toukokuu 13th, 2016
Me: ”Nothing amuses me and it seems like I have no energy to do anything.”Me: ”I wonder if yesterday sucked all of my energy?”
I went to a depression nurse.
Me: ”Well, my parents are alcoholics…”And to a lingerie store supported by Eerika.
Eerika: ”It’ll be fine!”Me thinking: ”Amazing how stuff like that can tire a person out on the next day.”
At least I got stuff done.
Depression nurse: ”Visit my office a couple of times more, but we can look into that therapy.”Me thinking: ”I did not even remember how a proper, tight support feels like!”
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Taloyhtiö on kontrollifriikki
toukokuu 12th, 2016
”What the shit? They don’t trust tenants THAT much that the laundry room could have power on by 8 am?””I would so totes wash my laundry during the night, just to piss people off!”
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Tämä osallistui myös piirroskisaan, jonka aiheena oli ”Kun kansa on valistunutta, sille voi uskoa sen itsensä hallitsemisen”
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Viimeinkin!
toukokuu 12th, 2016
[I am taking trash out, when I notice the cardboard bin completely empty.]
Me thinking: ”A chance!”Me: ”I have not been able to take the cardboards out for ages!”
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Yllättävä kohtalotoveri
toukokuu 9th, 2016
One day, in a party:
Me: ”I have been reading this daft vampire series.”My friend Anna: ”…”
Me: ”Silly names, no plot…”Anna: ”I might have read the whole series…”
Me: ”YOU?!”
We both: ”Bad names! Awful plot! Shameful sex scenes! ’Diamond hard erection’!”
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