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Anonyymi A ja super-upeuden vaikeudet
maaliskuu 4th, 2014
I like to play role play games, and happen to be a moderator in one place. We had this one difficult guy.
”Here would be a list of things my characters are good at.””I see.”
”Actually, they are splendid in these things.”
My guess is, he had some sort of a hero complex.”How about them flaws, then?”
”Hm?”
In my opinion, he tried too hard to be excellent.
”WD lives in the shadow of his super cool parents. N can’t keep his family alive. S is clumsy. That’s it.”*Sigh*
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Uhkapelejä maitotuotteiden kanssa
maaliskuu 4th, 2014
*thinking*: ”Better drink some milk — it’ll keep my bones strong.…Oh, right, how’s the best before date?”
Carton: ’Best before 7.2.14’
(as in 7th of February)Sivunoottina: Tuo tapahtui oikeasti 17. päivä, eli kymmenen päivää parasta ennen-päivän jälkeen
Sidenote: This really did happen on 17th, about ten days after the best before date.”Oh well, might as well drink it. I will most likely regret this later.”
Ps. I did not regret it, btw.
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Reissussa
helmikuu 25th, 2014
I went for a one day trip to Tallinn.
11 people got stuffed to the minibus.
And then we stuffed to the ship.
I get annoyed at people with rolling suitcases in the queue, because they take up so much space.”Yes, I realize I am not the smallest person in the world, and others want to drag their shoppings with them.
But it is still annoying.”
”I found lot’s of nice things from Tallinn. Mostly chocolate and teas.”Hessu tried on a very fancy hat, but this time it remained in the store.
The trip back was done with delicious food and in karaoke-bar.
Food on the plate starting from top, clockwise:
potato salad, roast beef, season’s vegetables, salmon, salmon tartar + bread, mozzarella cheese.Drinking glass has apple juice mixed with Pepsi.
My party tried to offer me Jägermeister and Gin Long Drink from time to time.
”Uh, no thanks. I am straight edge.”
All in all, it was an okay trip.
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Kissa ei tykkää vieraista
helmikuu 24th, 2014
*typetype*
”Well, Osku, what’s the matter?”
*Doorbell rings*
”Oh yeah, the warranty inspection.”After inspection:
”Honey, come out of your hiding place.””Nah.”
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Leivokset
helmikuu 23rd, 2014
I love baked goods.
They are so aesthetic.
Delicious.
Food for the body and soul.
My own creations look like turds.
”It’s fine.””Is not. Grr.”
”Can I have a taste?”
Pies and muffins are usually a success.
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Nuku nuku, kultarakas II
helmikuu 22nd, 2014
In the morning
During the day
In the evening:
*tick tick*
*clickety clack*
During night:
Thinking:
”I think I need meds.”
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Aina oppii uutta
helmikuu 22nd, 2014
When you live with a person, who creates movies as a hobby, there is no preventing of learning a thing or two.
”Colour designs…
Editing…
Screenwriting…
Special effects…””Wow…
Santeri knows everything about movies!”
”Oh, for f*ck’s sake! Colour designer should be fired! I can’t see a f*ckin’ thing!”…And therefore it is easier to figure out, what is wrong with some tv series.
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”En halua kuolla, mutta en jaksaisi enää elääkään…”
helmikuu 22nd, 2014
There are days, when I would just like to cease from existing.
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Kerrostaloasumisesta
helmikuu 22nd, 2014
Text in pics as follows.
When I was a kid, I lived in a detached house. When I grew up, I moved to my own place — living in loft house and in a block of flats have made me a territorial busybody.
”Someone’s crossing through our yard — AGAIN! F*ck! I don’t cross their yard either!”
My last apartment was in a loft house, and it had the most perfect windows for watching things.
Nowadays creeps are using the windows for watching the people living inside. Ew.
Apartment building provides a lot of other things to watch.
Such as:
1. Smells
”Elkins is cooking cabbage again.”
*sniff sniff*
”Yuck.”2. Smoking in the yard
(Nurses and/or cooks come from the nearby kindergarten to our yard for smokes.)”Oh, I KNOW…”
3. Lots of other interesting stuff
This is supposed to be a trashcan shelter.”Did I see right?”
”Yep.”
4. Trash sorting
”#%(/&¤#!
Someone’s left metal cans to bio waste — AGAIN.”I sincerely hope I am not an unreasonable busybody. I like to complain about relevant things.
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Nuku nuku, kultarakas
helmikuu 22nd, 2014
Text in pics as follows:
1. In the morning2. During the day
3. In the evening
”Does anyone have suggestions for next year’s activities?”
4. During night
My sleeping pattern is often — even at its best — somewhat spotty.
It kind of drives me nuts, especially if I have to work or do household chores.
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