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Prioriteetit
toukokuu 14th, 2014
I was going to the cinema in Helsinki. Being right ahead of time, I sat and waited for Santeri on a bench.
Then I noticed it!”Oh my gorsh!”
*Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!*
”A pinball machine!”
*Thinking* ”I wonder if I had a couple of euros extra?”*thinking* ”Only the bus fare…”
After the movie:”It was a great movie!”
”True that!”
”What’s the time?”
”It’s 7 pm, sharp.”
”Well, in that case I won’t make it to the bus back at home. It went 15 minutes ago.””! …”
”What’s the matter?”
”I COULD have played that money in the pinball machine.””I see.”
PS. On the way back home.*tiktiktik*
*psh*
Can label: Koff — Beer!
*thinking*: ”OH HELL NO–!”For the record, on this trip no one tried to cause any trouble.
Certain irritants make me nervous and mad quite easily. -
Junassa on tunnelmaa
toukokuu 10th, 2014
I really like to travel on a train. On the last few trips there has been bad luck with the fellow passengers, though.”*HIC*ck, I will smash your faces in, goddam*HIC*!”
So, when I traveled to Helsinki, I tried to be optimistic.
*thinking*: ”Maybe this time I’m in luck…””Buurps!”
*Sniff*
*thinking*: ”OH HELL NO–!”(eau de old booze)
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Rockabilly-tukka
toukokuu 10th, 2014
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Eksistentiaalinen kriisi
toukokuu 8th, 2014
”That person is around my age, and a published cartoonist. Damn good too.””That person is two years younger and has published two books already. Makes movies too.”
”My peers have gone into and graduated from grand colleges,
traveled, gotten ownership of apartment, gotten a job from some super grand architecture office,
gone engaged and married…””All I have is this crummy comic blog with maybe five readers, humdrum and low-paying job,
rental apartment, pimples and one …ing depression!”
*thinking*: ”Let her vent. Otherwise she won’t get any sleep at night.
Never heard of similar language in this household, though.” -
Seurusteluvinkkejä
toukokuu 7th, 2014
”Sometimes a datemate might have these annoying little habits…””What the HECK is going on in here?!”
I dreamed that Worf, the Chief Security Officer of USS Enterprise was giving me dating tips.
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Dark Pulse II
toukokuu 6th, 2014
*Reading a text*: ”And I knew I wanted to kill myself on my birthday, then it would look nice in the gravestone.”*Thinking*: ”Really nice idea! I have to keep that in mind, if–*”
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Hahmo – viidakkohaltia
toukokuu 6th, 2014
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Kevään merkkejä
huhtikuu 17th, 2014
Signs of spring:
Amount of light increases.Preparing for beach season begins
Magazine articles:
– YOUR BODY’S FLAWS
– YOU’RE NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH
– NEW DIET
– LOSE WEIGHT – you’re ugly
– SWIMSUITS
– Snow uncovers its treasures.
– Plants begin to poll–”ATCHOO!!
HATSHIIIH!!
You all gan jusht go dho He– SNOOOOORT!!!” -
Dark Pulse(*
huhtikuu 16th, 2014
”It …ing sucks when one does not get the justified acknowledgement to their deeds or presence.
Why do I even bother?Oh, I should be missing for several days before anyone misses me!?”
(* Dark Pulse:
The user releases a horrible aura imbued with dark thoughts. -
Valintoja
huhtikuu 15th, 2014
*Thinking*: ”I’d like to bake something.””But on the other hand, I am home alone. It’s not fun to bake to one’s self.”
*Thinking*: ”We don’t have much supplies either. I would have to go to the grocery store.”
*Thinking*: ”And I just washed the dishes. Do I really want more dirty dishes right now?”
”Pfft, I guess I’ll watch Star Trek instead.”
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