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Unista
lokakuu 31st, 2016
There has been a lot of sleeping.Me: ”I’ve seen lots of dreams.”
Adventure, thrills, special skills, romanceMe: ”I have to admit, my dreams have been a lot more exciting compared to real life.”
We’ll see how my next night shifts go.
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Nivelkivut — kuolema tulee
lokakuu 25th, 2016
Me: ”The finger joints of my right hand have started to ache.”Me: ”I am expecting the worst, of course.”
Me thinking: ”Osteoarthritis, rheumatism…”
Me: ”But then again, the pain is not impossible. I have rested my hands a lot.””Osku takes care of me too.”
[Cat’s purring while laying on my hand.]Me: ”But should I be worried?”
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Vuorokausirytmi heittää
lokakuu 3rd, 2016
Me: ”I have done some night shifts.”On Friday I had a day off.
Me thinking: ”The dentist appointment is at 11:20 am, I get to snooze a little.”At 11:03 am
Me thinking: ”I overslept, then!”…But I made it in time!
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Mansikkaa
lokakuu 3rd, 2016
Me thinking: ”Something strawberry-flavoured would hit the spot…”[I notice a packet of flavoured condoms. Flavours include strawberry, vanilla, banana and celery.]
Me: ”Um…”
Me thinking: ”Maybe I’ll get some strawberry ice cream.” -
Creepy creepy creeper
syyskuu 23rd, 2016
[I am making a ham sandwich, while being creeped up by one who wants ham.] -
Valaistuminen
syyskuu 23rd, 2016
One day, I exited the shower:Me: ”I must never become a docile, conforming woman.”
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Hammaslääkäri
elokuu 29th, 2016
Me: ”I went to the dentist’s check up some time ago. No cavities! (*(* I rejoiced too soon, there was one beneath the dental calculus.
Dentist: ”All your wisdom teeth have come in, but there has been space for them.
Me: ”Uh huh.”
Dentist: ”For real, you never have had any fillings made?”
Me: ”Nope.”
Me: ”I did not quite have the nerve to admit that sometimes I have taken lousy care of my arsenal.”Some years ago:
Me: ”I can’t manage…”Me: ”But now I am going to take some better care! I have xylitol pastilles, dental floss, new toothbrush! I’ll get to the dental calculus removal on August.”
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Lomalla
elokuu 12th, 2016
”I have been busy.””For reals.”
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”My blood pressure, pulse and blood glucose are on okay level!””Now, if only we’d get my mood up and my weight down, things would be well.”
Me thinking: ”And I would not personally mind that weight thing, but doctor and nurses keep lecturing me.”
Me: ”We also had an anniversary on 19th of May.”
Santeri: ”Nine years!”Me: ”I had an epiphany about my relationship some time ago.”
At depression nurse:
Me: ”It grinds my gears when my boyfriend says we’ve grown distant.”
Depression nurse: ”Have you asked if he wants to get closer?”
Me: ”…”
[I get an epiphany]
”A thousand dollar question!”
”Halleluuujaaaaah!”
”Ding ding ding!”
Me thinking: ”How come I did not think of that before?!” -
Ei jaksa II
elokuu 12th, 2016
”I have not been well, but not unwell either.””I think it might be because of meds.”
”Creative things do not work.”
”But writing has not worked for quite some time, anyway.”
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