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Kiltti Tyttö ™
joulukuu 8th, 2017
Me: ”I struggle with my inner Good Girl(tm) everyday.”I feel bad, if I don’t give my seat to the elderly, despite there being open seats available.
I feel shitty, if I defend my right not to be touched.Someone: ”Excushe meee…”
Me: ”Don’t touch me or I will break your arm!”
Someone: ”Shorryy…”
Me: ”A Good Girl(tm) would have let old grudges go already…”Old ass sayings: ”Smarter one ends the fight.”
”Be a good girl and forgive.”
”It is useless to dwell in the past.”Me: ”…Fuck that.”
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LÄÄKKEET!!
joulukuu 6th, 2017
Me: ”If this fucking depression could ease up on me, that would be fucking nice!”Someone: ”Have you taken your meds?”
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Hylätyksi tulemisen pelko
joulukuu 4th, 2017
One night I woke up to a bad dream, that had themes of abandonment and rejection.Me: ”Today, I awkwardly found out that my friends had gone to the movies together, and not asked me with them.”
Usually, I would not mind…
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Kompa
joulukuu 2nd, 2017
At work, around 09:17 am…Coworker: ”And the poor baby was hiding behind the shower curtain…”
Me: ”Poor fella.”Customer: ”At which time you open?”
Me and my colleague: ”…”
Customer: ”Well, at what time you open on Sundays?!”Me thinking: ”Is this a trick question?”
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Kävijäpiikki
elokuu 11th, 2017
Me: ”Some weird visitor spike in my blog some week ago…”
[I notice it is from reddit.com]Group chat: ”It might be some proper discussion?”
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Alitajunta ampuu kovilla
heinäkuu 31st, 2017
Dream world:
– Summer
– A girlfriend very much in love
– An amusement park
– FREE!! ice creamReal world:
– Time to rest
– My own peace
– Lovely boyfriend
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Kätevä design
toukokuu 23rd, 2017
At the hospital after bloodworks:Me thinking: ”A round post card!”
Me: ”Hmm.”
Me thinking: ”I can’t bend the corners of this one!”
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Kilpailutus
huhtikuu 6th, 2017
Me: ”This thing came up late at night in a group chat. Question the price and quality of your meds.”I was such a dork to eat the first prescribed birth control for many years.
After many years, my blood pressure stood out as an issue. I was prescribed a mini pill, that is supposedly better for blood pressure.Me: ”Well, I can’t say much about that blood pressure, but…”
[Author/Artist eats two different BP meds]There are other benefits.
Sales clerk: ”X euros, please!”
Me thinking: ”About half cheaper than my old birth control!”
Me: ”Then my periods stopped. It is a common side effect of my current birth control pill. I am not bothered, actually.”Many other medicines can also be raced.
Pharmacist: ”Would you accept a similar, cheaper brand?”
Me: ”Yes, please!”I recommend discussing the price of medicines at the pharmacist’s or the quality of the product at the doctor’s office.
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Skalppi
helmikuu 13th, 2017
”Nothing interesting is happening in my life.”
”Except for my dry scalp.”[I scratch my head.]
Me: ”I’m annoyed.””I bought a soothing shampoo from Lush.”
Me: ”For its price, I hope it works.”
”It was pretty expensive stuff.” -
Masennus
joulukuu 20th, 2016
Sisältövaroitus: masennus, itsetuhoiset ajatukset
Trigger warnings for depression and suicidal thinking
Me: ”Somehow I have often thought that being depressed is like being possessed.”
”One thinks thoughts that don’t feel one’s own.”Me, depressed: ”Mostly I am pissed off because of my shitty attitude, idiocy and tardiness.
I would jump in that card board shredder myself, if it did not bring problems to others.”Me: ”It might scare my inner circle of people, and others deny its existence completely.”
Me: ”It actually made me feel better to learn how the thing works on organ level.
It has something to do with amygdala, stress hormone and developing brain.”So, next time:
Someone: ”How can you be like that?!”
Me: ”Depr…”
Someone: ”Depression is whole lotta hooey! You have no reason to be depressed!
It is only in your head!”
Me: ”My unstable childhood environment and unequal treatment in elementary school made my amygdala produce stress hormone non-stop, which damaged my developing brain!
Of course it is in my head!”Someone: ”Oh…”
ETA// Mantelitumake on siis käskenyt jonkun toisen osan pöhöttää kortisolia oikein kunnolla, stressihormoni ei kehity itse mantelitumakkeessa.
Amygdala has commanded some other part of my body to process a lot of stress hormone, it does not develop in the amygdala itself.
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