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Tarkista rintasi
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
”Dear reader.
If you have breasts, have you checked them for lumps?” -
Palmuöljystä
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
Meni hermot, koska palmuöljyä on vähän kaikkialla ruoassa ja biodieselissä, ja se tuhoaa kodit orangeilta ja sumatrantiikeriltä (muiden muassa). Kaiken lisäksi se nostaa kolesteroliarvoja.
I lost my temper, because everything from food items and biodiesel seem to contain palm oil. It destroys the homes of the orangutans and the Sumatran tigers (among others). Plus it raises cholesterol quite a bit.
”YOUR SNACK DESTROYS THE HOMES OF THE ORANGUTANS!!”
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Eväät
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
During fasting, it is sometimes kinda hard to find proper packed lunch for work.
[All the packages tell they contain meat in some form or another.]And if you want to think of the ethics…
Me thinking: ”And palm oil again!”
[I am holding a packet of spinach crêpes.]But when something suitable is found:
”Hah HAA!”And it contains no palm oil:
”HAH HAA!!”
[I am holding a packet of vegetable patty meal.]
”The meal in question is a vegetable patty meal by a firm called Hoviruoka.
It was a little expencive, but really tasty.”(*(* The meal sadly is not vegan, because it contains egg, butter and cream.
”What do you mean I should cook myself?
I don’t always have energy for that.”
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Minun petoni
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
Kas tässä linkki artikkeliin, joka kertoo sisäisestä pedosta tarkemmin.
Article in the provided link is all in Finnish, but in a nutshell; the inner predator is that small nagging voice in the backs of our heads, which criticizes us and wants to see us fail. People with normal self confidence can brush the inner predator off easily, but the others with worse self confidence might not be able to do so.
”Some time ago, I learned about the term ’inner predator’.””Kuningatar Alkoholi tells more about it in her blog, but if you let me, I could tell something of my own predator.”
I believe it has kept me company since childhood.
As a kid:IP: ”They don’t want to play with you.”
Me: ”Mmm.”In school:
IP: ”No one wants to sit in the same tablegroup with you.”
Me: ”Mmm. Probably.”In junior high:
IP: ”You’re an ugly chick. Lauri knew it too.”
Me: ”Mmm. I guess so.”In Confirmation camp:
IP: ”All those greetings are lie. All of them.”
Me: ”You are right.”
As young adult:IP: ”Your dad can’t tolerate you when he is sober.”
Me: ”Yeah.”As an adult:
IP: ”…And then your boyfriend is certainly cheating on you, you are stupid, ugly and, on the top of that, lazy. Then…”
IP: ”And … For reals, no one really wants to play with you. You are boring. You smell bad…”IP: ”What are you doing?”
Me: ”And now you keep your lying mouth shut!”Me: ”I am damn bored of your bullshit! No one welcomed you in the first place!”
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Paniikkikohtaus
maaliskuu 1st, 2015
Olen ottanut vahvasti vaikutteita Manu Larcenet’lta.
Tuo ”you disappoint me”-kommentti on pelkistetty ja riisuttu alkuperäisestä kontekstista. Elän siinä toivossa, että ko. kommentin kirjoittaja ei toiminut pahoin aikein, vaan pelleili. Hän ei voinut tietää, mitä minulle saattaa tapahtua, koska en tiennyt itsekään.For this comic, I have taken heavy influence from Manu Larcenet.
That ”you disappoint me” comment has been simplified and taken off the original context. I live in a hope that the commentator was not acting in ill means, but was being cheeky. They could not possibly know, what might happen to me, because I did not know it myself.
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Pahat tavat
maaliskuu 1st, 2015
”Yaay! And then the next disc!”TV: *plays the ending tune of series*
”Huh? Last episode was episode 5?”TV: House of Eliott – episode 9
”Hmm…”
TV: *plays the intro tune*
”I think I accidentally skipped the whole ending of the first season.””I thought I had slept over it!”
Bad habit while watching series:
”If I rest my eyes a little bit.”Three hours pass:
”Zzz”
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Vähän vanha juonikuvio
maaliskuu 1st, 2015
”I really do not like those adultery sideplots!”TV series: ”We have to stop meeting like this!”
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Gallup
helmikuu 24th, 2015
”Considering this blog is one year old, I shall have a query.Replies can also be sent privately to my email.
Address is in the front page of the blog.”
”- What would you like to see me focus on my work?
– What you like so far?
– What you’d like to see improve?””- Anything that irks you about my art?
– Stuff you want to see me draw?”
”Oh yeah, and I’d like to know who all read these comics, even irregularly.
Leave a comment to the comment box, please?” -
Kyseenalainen koriste
helmikuu 24th, 2015
Thinking: ”Is that Ikea bag tied on that oak branch?” -
Toivo herää
helmikuu 23rd, 2015
Thinking: ”Why did I forbid myself everything I like to eat?””!!!”
Thinking: ”I did not forbid the pepperoni peppers!”
Thinking: ”This is SO gonna come back and bite me in the arse.”
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