Category: Elämä
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  • Tuntilaskelmia

    syyskuu 18th, 2015

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    I was counting my hours from the ongoing payment period.

    Me thinking: ”Yeah, the result is the same as with the hours I pulled from my memory…”

    Me thinking: ”Wait a minute! I have the exact same numbers here next to these!”
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    Me thinking: ”When did I count them last? Not yesterday…”

    ”I still can count them many times again, there is a plenty of days in this payment period left.”

    ”Yeeeaaahhh, and then there is people who have no clue how much they work or make.
    For some reason, I have difficulties to believe such exists.
    What do you mean obsessed?”

  • ERP

    syyskuu 13th, 2015

    This update shares details of my intimate life, so if you don’t want TMI, this is the best time to close the page or tab.

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    ”This update has details of my intimate life.
    So, if you don’t want to think of me as a sexual being, this is a good moment to close the tab or page.
    Watch a cat video, if you prefer.”

    I and Santeri have different kinds of drive.

    Me thinking: ”I would love to blow off some steam. Incredible lust!”
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    Our sexual needs do not always match.

    Me: ”Would you like to make love?”
    Santeri: ”Eeeeeeeh, nope.”

    Tenderness we have anyway.

    ”So, how do I let out my energy?”
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    I tend to write erotic roleplays with my friend, for example.
    [I am giggling while typing]

    Me: ”Santeri knows of this and encourages me, too.”

    Santeri: ”Well, it is easier for us all, if you are not frustrated.”

  • Saatan olla stressaantunut

    syyskuu 4th, 2015

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    [Shouts one vocal straight]
    [Inhales]
    [Continues shouting]

  • Ei-toivottu kosketus

    syyskuu 4th, 2015

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    Colleague: ”HEY! YOU…” [pokes me on the back]

    Colleague: ”You can’t yack yack, because blah blah…”

    Me thinking: ”Touch me one more time, and I rip the flesh off your bones.”

  • Oman itsesi liittolainen

    syyskuu 4th, 2015

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    ”Someday you will be your own ally.”
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    ”Even if to this day you have difficulties to see anything good in yourself… Someday you will grow tired of bullying yourself.”

    ”I am not expecting a total self acceptance… But do not camp out with your own bullies.”

    ”I have faith in you.” <3

  • Sarjisbloggaajamiitti 2

    syyskuu 2nd, 2015

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    In the meet up:

    ”If I don’t admit I am nervous, I am not nervous.”

  • Uusi ihana peti!

    syyskuu 2nd, 2015

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    Santeri: ”That backbag was meant for my swim gear.”

  • Sarjisbloggaajamiitti

    elokuu 28th, 2015

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    ”I will attend a comic blogger meeting tomorrow.”
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    ”I AM NOT NERVOUS! YOU ARE NERVOUS!”

  • Talviunille

    elokuu 28th, 2015

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    *yawns*
    *scratch scratch*

    ”Lately I have only wanted to sleep and eat. Maybe I should hibernate.”

  • On painajaisia ja PAINAJAISIA

    elokuu 25th, 2015

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    I dreamed…

    In the dream I was going to home with a friend. We were coming from taking care of my pet chickens and heading to a spa.

    Me: ”Let’s swing by my place! I’ll get my towel. We can also get some treatment paid on my credit card.”
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    By my home, I felt something was wrong.

    Me: ”Could you wait here?”
    Friend: ”Okay!”

    In the kitchen my mother waited for me in stiff state of drunk.

    ”Oh, you decided to grace me with your preshence?”
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    I don’t say anything, just go grab my towel.
    Bathroom tab is dropping black water and the sewer does not work.

    After getting the towel I say to my mother:

    Me: ”Well, um… What if I visited Taina(* for a couple of days?”

    (* Godmother
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    Mother: ”To help or lazying around? ’Caushe she hash ashked you many a times… ’To give you peace for a couple of daysh’! Bah!”

    Me: ”Well, I would take a part in household work if I visit longer…”

    Mother: ”Whatever! WhatEVER! Drop dead to the ground for all I care!”
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    Then I woke up.

    ”HUH!”

    It took a little while to get to understand what was going on.

    ”I am at home with my loved ones. Everything is fine.”

    Anyway, there are reasons why I don’t care to keep in contact with my mother.
    …I am sorry it has to be like this, but I have to protect myself.