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Sisäinen huuto
elokuu 16th, 2015
Today at work:[Customer is ranting about a bag he supposedly left on cashier point 11, but could not find it anymore]
(there had not been anyone on that cashier point during the day)Me: [has no idea about the bag the customer is ranting about] *screams internally*
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Välillä väsyttää
heinäkuu 23rd, 2014
One day at work, I was a bit tired.*beep beep*
Thinking: When I get off at seven, I am going straight home and to bed…”
Thinking: ”…No, wait, it is Saturday today. Shop closes at six. WTF was I thinking?”
Later on a same day:”No, I have had all my breaks…”
”Yeah, you’ve got a shift over nine hours.” (*
”Oh yeah, right.”
(* A shift over nine hours grants an extra break.
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Pätkätyön iloja
huhtikuu 12th, 2014
Employer’s automated text message: ”Come to the shift? Reserve the shift with code’Reserve X1′.”
Me: ”Reserve X1”
”Now we only need to wait for confirmation. Or other notification of the shift being taken.”
Cell phone: *As mute as fish*
No new messages, LOL!
”Hmph!”After half an hour:
”Mia K. here, hello…
About that shift, because it was never confirmed or denied. No… Oh, it got taken already?
Sorry, I can’t go to Rajamäki. Thanks anyway.
Bye!”
After two hours:*typetypetype*
Emplyer’s automated message: ”The shift, you tried to reserve, has been filled already.”
”…Thanks, I am aware.”
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Asiakaspalvelun iloja
huhtikuu 4th, 2014
One day at work:”Well, I’ll much rather serve some winos and drunkards, because they at least treat me like a human being!
You’d better take that pole out of your ass!”
”And your receipt, there you go!””Hmph!”
”Have a nice weekend!”
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Himasta duuniin – duunista himaan
huhtikuu 2nd, 2014
”From home to work”
Eight hours later:
”From work to home”
