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Epävarmuus astuu näyttämölle
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
”Hrrrmm.””What can one do, when one’s roleplaying character gets ignored or overlooked?”
”And even direct turns of speech, snips of conversation!”
”I has repeated a couple of times too many to be a coincidence.””Maybe I am overreacting…”
”Dunno… Maybe…”
Inner Predator: ”…”
”Oh, don’t you start.”
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Nuoriso – maamme tulevaisuus
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
Happened on Monday, about 6 pm[there are teenagers drinking beer]
Thinking: ”Does not anyone miss their teenager back to home?”
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Iloinen vauva-gaattori
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
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Mia K – maanomistaja
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
”Wh-wh-whaaaat?!”Today I got some letters from the tax management bureau.
Thinking: ”Oh right, I still own a share of property.”
”Phew!”Thinking: ”That tax is luckily very reasonable, and the last payment date is until September, too!”
Thinking: ”Better still email my brother and my uncle immediately. I was supposed to sell my share!”
Thinking: ”And the next thing to do is to draw a comic!”
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Käytännön syyt
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
”Why is your hair always braided?
– asked no one ever
(does not matter, will tell you anyway)”Let’s just say that for practical reasons.”
”Ouch…”
”Mmf?”
*munch munch*
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Tarkista rintasi
maaliskuu 12th, 2015
”Dear reader.
If you have breasts, have you checked them for lumps?” -
Palmuöljystä
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
Meni hermot, koska palmuöljyä on vähän kaikkialla ruoassa ja biodieselissä, ja se tuhoaa kodit orangeilta ja sumatrantiikeriltä (muiden muassa). Kaiken lisäksi se nostaa kolesteroliarvoja.
I lost my temper, because everything from food items and biodiesel seem to contain palm oil. It destroys the homes of the orangutans and the Sumatran tigers (among others). Plus it raises cholesterol quite a bit.
”YOUR SNACK DESTROYS THE HOMES OF THE ORANGUTANS!!”
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Teekutsut
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
Tea party -
Eväät
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
During fasting, it is sometimes kinda hard to find proper packed lunch for work.
[All the packages tell they contain meat in some form or another.]And if you want to think of the ethics…
Me thinking: ”And palm oil again!”
[I am holding a packet of spinach crêpes.]But when something suitable is found:
”Hah HAA!”And it contains no palm oil:
”HAH HAA!!”
[I am holding a packet of vegetable patty meal.]
”The meal in question is a vegetable patty meal by a firm called Hoviruoka.
It was a little expencive, but really tasty.”(*(* The meal sadly is not vegan, because it contains egg, butter and cream.
”What do you mean I should cook myself?
I don’t always have energy for that.”
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Minun petoni
maaliskuu 8th, 2015
Kas tässä linkki artikkeliin, joka kertoo sisäisestä pedosta tarkemmin.
Article in the provided link is all in Finnish, but in a nutshell; the inner predator is that small nagging voice in the backs of our heads, which criticizes us and wants to see us fail. People with normal self confidence can brush the inner predator off easily, but the others with worse self confidence might not be able to do so.
”Some time ago, I learned about the term ’inner predator’.””Kuningatar Alkoholi tells more about it in her blog, but if you let me, I could tell something of my own predator.”
I believe it has kept me company since childhood.
As a kid:IP: ”They don’t want to play with you.”
Me: ”Mmm.”In school:
IP: ”No one wants to sit in the same tablegroup with you.”
Me: ”Mmm. Probably.”In junior high:
IP: ”You’re an ugly chick. Lauri knew it too.”
Me: ”Mmm. I guess so.”In Confirmation camp:
IP: ”All those greetings are lie. All of them.”
Me: ”You are right.”
As young adult:IP: ”Your dad can’t tolerate you when he is sober.”
Me: ”Yeah.”As an adult:
IP: ”…And then your boyfriend is certainly cheating on you, you are stupid, ugly and, on the top of that, lazy. Then…”
IP: ”And … For reals, no one really wants to play with you. You are boring. You smell bad…”IP: ”What are you doing?”
Me: ”And now you keep your lying mouth shut!”Me: ”I am damn bored of your bullshit! No one welcomed you in the first place!”
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