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Menetyksen tuskaa
lokakuu 7th, 2015
”Why did my father have to die?
I am not cut for this.” -
Yhteydenotto
lokakuu 5th, 2015
A message: ”Hi! Would you happen to have Mikko’s phone number, because I would like to catch up with him?”Me thinking: ”How on earth do I tell the news!?”
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Itkuinen kuun alku
lokakuu 5th, 2015
”My material is shit!My blog is shit!
I don’t mean anything!
My networking skills are shit!
I am shit!”
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Kokkaaminen ystävien kanssa
lokakuu 4th, 2015
Me: ”A-hyuck-hyuck, our guacamole looks like pea soup!”My friends: ”That’s right!”
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Ne kapulat kassalla
lokakuu 4th, 2015
”You know these sticks at cash points?
Sometimes customers place their groceries so, that the sticks fall back behind the conveyor belt.”What I want to do:
”I guess you are picking it up, since you dropped it!?”
What I really do:”…Perkele…”
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Uusi huppari
lokakuu 4th, 2015
”New hoodie!””Okay, I did have a bad moment in the fitting room, a moment when I did not like this fat belly.
But the truth is that about 20 years of self loathing did not bring a desired change, so I might as well try and tolerate myself.””Being fat is not a bad thing, if one does not make it a bad thing.”
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Tanssiva hämähäkki
syyskuu 30th, 2015
One day:[I am watching a video of a peacock spider]
Me thinking: ”OMG, how cute!”The same evening:
[I am thinking of the same spider]
”Hmm?””Well, I rather think of a dancing spider than worry.”
Spider: ”I’m your boogie man!”
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Videon materiaalista en omista mitään. Kaikki oikeudet kuuluvat materiaalin alkuperäiselle kuvaajalle ja editoijalle, sekä musiikin oikeudet sen tekijöille. -
Tasan eivät mene lusikat
syyskuu 22nd, 2015
”Others have silver spoons and I do not have a single spoon left.”Spoons, again, mean energy and power to do things.
No need to go to the spoon store to get me actual spoons. -
Itketti
syyskuu 21st, 2015
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Syksyinen pöllö
syyskuu 19th, 2015
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