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Kolme ässää
marraskuu 13th, 2015
Me: ”We changed my birth control prescription at the doc’s. The doc was worried of my high blood pressure.Me thinking: ”I gotta remember to reduce salt, salmiac and stress from my life. More exercise and vegetables.”
Me: ”I also got some antibiotics for my inflamed thumb!”
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Rivien välistä
marraskuu 10th, 2015
I was suggested a break up again — between the lines.
Santeri: ”Because I have started to doubt this relationship.”Me: ”It would have been fairer if it had not been taken on in the sauna.
It would have been fairer to say: ’I guess this is it. I am expecting you to move out in January.'”
Me: ”I have no idea what is going to happen. I know I would appreciate it if I had been told of fixable problems immediately.”Me: ”Negativity is hard to keep at bay, of course.”
Negativity: ”’Let’s have a friendly break up’, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I am not going with this, I only get to be a catsitter and run errands…” -
Lääkäriin
marraskuu 9th, 2015
”Snurf!”Me thinking: ”This being sick thing is already getting on my nerves. My nose produces things you have not seen ever in your lives!”
Me thinking: ”And on Monday I am going to the gynecologist to be scratched and probed!”Usually I want to hide in the flower pot.
Doc: ”Kivistö!”Me thinking: ”Oh well, it will get done for some time!”
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Voihan nenä!
marraskuu 9th, 2015
”Snurf…”
Me thinking: ”My nostrils and nose’s mucous’ are super dry!”Me thinking: ”And to top that, I have a pimple on the edge of my other nostril.”
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Luonnonsuojelija vai materialisti?
marraskuu 9th, 2015
Leviathan asked also:”Nature preserver or materialist?”
Me: [awkward laughter]
”May I pick an answer ’materialist attempting to preserve the nature’?”
”Most of my money goes to food, and my choices are not always ethical…”
”I eat a lot of meat and milk products.”
”But clothes I tend to use to the very end until I buy new ones.”
I recycle:
Me: ”Hey, I will put these magazines to the paper collecting bin.”
Santeri: ”Okay!”I try to not play with water.
My typing: ”Shower, BRB”After ten minutes:
My typing: ”Back”
Friend’s message: ”Wow, fast!”I like to buy movies, books and art supplies.
I would buy more stuffed toys, if it was sensible and if my wallet would give in.Diamonds or fur coats I don’t long for.
”They are highly questionable!””I just try to live as blamelessly as possible, but it is not always possible.”
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Höpöskooppeja
marraskuu 9th, 2015
Leviathan asked about my horoscope signs.”As much as I know, I am a Leo and a Dragon.”
”I am not entirely sure if Ophiucus pushed me to Cancer, tho.”
”Oh, and if someone knows of celtic tree horoscopes, do enlighten me!
I was born on 7th of August, 1988.” -
Laiskat paskiaiset
marraskuu 4th, 2015
White blood cell: ”It is so nice and peaceful in here!”
Another white blood cell: ”Yeah!”Another white blood cell: ”Except, um, what’s this red sign lamp? It’s been flickering for quite a while now?”
White blood cell: ”Pfft, probably nothing important. Do we watch Osmosis Jones or Once Upon a Time: Life?”
Someplace else:
Me thinking: ”I feel like punching myself on the throat, because there has been no change since last week!”
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Nielutulehdus
marraskuu 1st, 2015
First panel: ”I have some sort of a virus based infection in my throat.Second panel: ”And OF COURSE the production of saliva has escalated, when swallowing hurts like hell!”
Third panel: ”There is not even proper medicine for this…”
Fourth panel: ”So I am now taking some fluids and rest.”
Fifth panel: ”And you might have noticed that talking is not my favourite way of communication at the moment.” -
Mian leffaelämys
marraskuu 1st, 2015
Mia is watching the movie Mad Max: Fury Road.Beginning:
[I am mouth open]The middle:
[I am mouth open]The end:
[I am mouth open]”It was pretty much a ’whoa experience’, and I am denying the deaths of some characters.”
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Kärsimättömyys on vitsaus
marraskuu 1st, 2015
”Your impatience is making me lose my nerves!”
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