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Uraunelmat luhistuvat
lokakuu 21st, 2014
Tämä sarjis viittaa seuraavaan vanhaan päivitykseen –> KLIK-KLIK
Mia watches Whitechapel:
*Thinking*: ”That one police is played by an actor, who also played the devil in the last season of Being Human (UK). I don’t trust this guy either.”
The end of the season of Whitechapel:
”Oh, he was just a cop. An ordinary cop.”
Paper says:
What I want to be when I grow up:
– rock star
– artist
– super hero
– jewel smith
–private detective”Well, that’s how the dreams come crashing down! Onward to the next season!”
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Mikä ihmisiä vaivaa?
lokakuu 11th, 2014
”…””!!!”
”I find it odd that people laugh at lewd Moomin fan dubs, but apparently the Moomins on the Riviera movie ruins people’s childhoods.”
Fan dub:
”And what the fuck do you want?”Moomins on the Riviera:
”Casinos! Gambling…”
”Although it is possible that the fans of the lewd dubs are not the same people as the people who criticize the movie.
Although understanding and finding out about these people is difficult.” -
Shokkireaktio
syyskuu 30th, 2014
I was browsing the Internet and Tumblr-blogs.”Ew, yuck!”
*scratch scratch**snif snif*
*tickles*
”Don’t startle me.” -
Hedelmälimua
syyskuu 25th, 2014
One night:
”So I went and bought this weird fruit soda from the nut store.”Thinking: ”Gee, why did I have to? Is this even good?
Better make sure, so I won’t get disappointed.”*slurrp*
”It is so good I don’t any other soda anymore.”
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Graffiti
syyskuu 25th, 2014
”Well, I think world just needs more smiles.”Nootti: En ole eläissäni tehnyt graffitia, tämä piirros osallistui graffiti-aiheiseen piirroskisaan.
Note: I have never in my life done a graffiti, this drawing took part in graffiti-related drawing competition. -
Ähtäriin mä kaipaan niin – taas uudelleen
syyskuu 25th, 2014
I went camping to Ähtäri with my friend Kata on 15.8.-17.8.14. It was my first time camping, so I had prepared both too well and run of the mill.
”My back hurts just a wee bit…”Overpacked backpack, slightly broken
Town clothes, also slightly broken
TentStraps of the backpack caused me trouble.
”Aiee-ouch!””Probably not like this either.”
”I give up.”
I felt like the majority of the trip was spent in trains.
First the trip between Koivukylä and Hyvinkää; two trains.Thinking: ”Well, of course the rush hour train.”
The trip between Hyvinkää and Riihimäki.
”And the straps did not work like they should’ve worked.”
”HAHAHA! Help, I can’t stand this!”
During the trip between Riihimäki and Seinäjoki we finally got seats.”Sorry, soz…”
*Bonk*
*thump*
*poke*
*smack*Train aisles can be surprisingly narrow.
At Seinäjoki, we swapped into a regional train. It was also called rail bus.
”And we did not get any photos of it!
It was like a train’s baby! It did not use electricity!I really have to google it sometime!”
Ohessa googletettu kuva: Klik-klik
At the railway stop of Ähtäri Zoo we noticed how we are totally not in the metropolitan area anymore.No electricity wires for trains.
One (1) set of railroad tracks.
”The train goes here six times a day. When we return, we really can’t go to the wrong train.”
Walking trip to the camping site sure felt longer when going there than when returning.
I think I complained surprisingly little.”Imma gonna die… Gonna fall to the ditch… My knee can’t take it… Back hurts… Boohoo…”
”It is behind the next curve.”
Kata has the patience of a saint.
We finally got to the camping site, so we registered in.
Setting the tent worried me.Horror scenario 1:
”#%&¤##¤%! …ck! It just does not work!””Whatever, I’ll sleep like this!”
Horror scenario 2:
”There it goes. We forgot the stakes.””I thought you were speaking of steaks.”
”No nonsense!”
*snap**Laaaaaaaaaah!*
”…”
Setting instructions”Oh, it was that easy. We just need to add the protective textile and stakes.”
Saturday, 16th of August.
My back was hurting a little. I was not used to sleeping outside.”Oh, …ck!”
The maintenance building made things remarkably easy.
Sinks
Showers
Caravan area is that way
More sinks
Funny mirrors, for some reason
Kitchen unit
Water unit
One can go straight through
Toilets
More sinksNo one mention this to Kata’s father.
On Saturday we went to the zoo, too.
The most important animal to me was the badger.The most important animal to Kata was the fox.
To Kata, foxes are like the badgers to me; the most valued favourite animal.On Saturday, there was also time just to be.
”Who was the murdered Sharon, again?”
(Author’s note: it is ’tate’, in case someone is doing a crossword with similar hint)Loput reissusta raportoidaan sitten kun saan muita juttuja pois alta.
Rest of the reportage will be done after I get other stuff away.Kysymys-memeen osallistuneiden ei tarvitse huolestua, vastaukset on mulla työn alla.
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Maksuton, reseptivapaa lääke vitutukseen II
elokuu 29th, 2014
In the petting zoo at Orimattila.”Can we take these home?”
”Bah?”
”Cluck?”
”If we have space for them.”
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Vaatemoka
heinäkuu 27th, 2014
Running errands in the city central
Thinking: ”Well, I certainly picked wrong colour hoodie.”Sivuhuomautus: Entisessä kotikaupungissa oli tuohon aikaan Steelfestit, siksi tummanpuhuviin pukeutunutta steel-kansaa oli niin paljon. ||
My former home town had a steel music festival at the time, therefore there was so much dark-clothed steel posse around. -
Realistiset tulevaisuudensuunnitelmat
heinäkuu 15th, 2014
As of late, I have been watching Hercule Poirot solving murder mysteries in Netflix.
The last case was The Clocks.”Hey, that one guy is played by Jason Watkins. He also plays Herrick in Being Human!”
Thinking: ”Herrick is one of the craziest vampires. I sure am not going to trust this guy either.”
At the end of the case:
”He really WAS the murderer! I KNEW IT!!”
”I could become a private detective, when I grow up!”
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Prioriteetit
toukokuu 14th, 2014
I was going to the cinema in Helsinki. Being right ahead of time, I sat and waited for Santeri on a bench.
Then I noticed it!”Oh my gorsh!”
*Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!*
”A pinball machine!”
*Thinking* ”I wonder if I had a couple of euros extra?”*thinking* ”Only the bus fare…”
After the movie:”It was a great movie!”
”True that!”
”What’s the time?”
”It’s 7 pm, sharp.”
”Well, in that case I won’t make it to the bus back at home. It went 15 minutes ago.””! …”
”What’s the matter?”
”I COULD have played that money in the pinball machine.””I see.”
PS. On the way back home.*tiktiktik*
*psh*
Can label: Koff — Beer!
*thinking*: ”OH HELL NO–!”For the record, on this trip no one tried to cause any trouble.
Certain irritants make me nervous and mad quite easily.
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