Tag: asiakaspalvelun ilot
  • Voi ei

    joulukuu 23rd, 2017

    Me: ”I feel this is gonna be an easy day!”

    Customer 1: ”Come cash me out!”
    Driver: ”Come open the door for me!”
    Boss: ”You have four trolleys to shelve!”
    Customer 2: ”Come open the beer cabinets!”
    Me, thinking: ”Oh no.”


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  • Kompa

    joulukuu 2nd, 2017

    At work, around 09:17 am…

    Coworker: ”And the poor baby was hiding behind the shower curtain…”
    Me: ”Poor fella.”

    Customer: ”At which time you open?”
    Me and my colleague: ”…”
    Customer: ”Well, at what time you open on Sundays?!”

    Me thinking: ”Is this a trick question?”
    Colleague: ”A-at nine am!”

  • Pidennetyt aukioloajat

    helmikuu 27th, 2016

    Me: ”Freeing the opening hours of grocery shops has probably provided me more suitable  work shifts.”

    ”Although, people have asked one thing pretty often…”
    Customer: ”Well, do you get any customers at this hour?”

    And I only would like to answer:

    Me: ”You are here, too, no? Your total is 9,45 EUR. Would you like a small plastic bag?”

  • Viesti pösilölle

    tammikuu 8th, 2016

    ”My dear customer.”

    ”I have eight years of experience of cashier work. The total amount on the receipt has never been allowed to exceed the sum in the paying commitment.”

    ”I was right, you were wrong!

    ”You dared to yell to a customer servant; you are just a miserable bully.
    You taught your children that maybe causing a ruckus might help you get things your way.”

    ”Let it be the last time, you raise your voice toward a customer servant.
    You should be ashamed of yourself, grown up human being.”

  • Asiakaspalvelun iloja

    huhtikuu 4th, 2014

    One day at work:

    ”Well, I’ll much rather serve some winos and drunkards, because they at least treat me like a human being!
    You’d better take that pole out of your ass!”

    ”And your receipt, there you go!”


    ”Have a nice weekend!”