Category: Uni
  • Unista

    lokakuu 31st, 2016

    270916
    There has been a lot of sleeping.

    Me: ”I’ve seen lots of dreams.”
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    Adventure, thrills, special skills, romance

    Me: ”I have to admit, my dreams have been a lot more exciting compared to real life.”

    We’ll see how my next night shifts go.

  • On painajaisia ja PAINAJAISIA

    elokuu 25th, 2015

    240815
    I dreamed…

    In the dream I was going to home with a friend. We were coming from taking care of my pet chickens and heading to a spa.

    Me: ”Let’s swing by my place! I’ll get my towel. We can also get some treatment paid on my credit card.”
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    By my home, I felt something was wrong.

    Me: ”Could you wait here?”
    Friend: ”Okay!”

    In the kitchen my mother waited for me in stiff state of drunk.

    ”Oh, you decided to grace me with your preshence?”
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    I don’t say anything, just go grab my towel.
    Bathroom tab is dropping black water and the sewer does not work.

    After getting the towel I say to my mother:

    Me: ”Well, um… What if I visited Taina(* for a couple of days?”

    (* Godmother
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    Mother: ”To help or lazying around? ’Caushe she hash ashked you many a times… ’To give you peace for a couple of daysh’! Bah!”

    Me: ”Well, I would take a part in household work if I visit longer…”

    Mother: ”Whatever! WhatEVER! Drop dead to the ground for all I care!”
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    Then I woke up.

    ”HUH!”

    It took a little while to get to understand what was going on.

    ”I am at home with my loved ones. Everything is fine.”

    Anyway, there are reasons why I don’t care to keep in contact with my mother.
    …I am sorry it has to be like this, but I have to protect myself.

  • Aivot, mitä ihmettä?

    elokuu 6th, 2015

    220715
    Dear brains: I would like it if we left dreams of mam’s delirium drunkennes completely out. Especially while I am visiting people and during wee hours. Thanks!

  • En myy hupputärkkiä

    helmikuu 3rd, 2015

    220115_II
    One night I dreamed:

    ”Aaaah! So many open shifts! I’ll book them all! Even the early ones!”

    Five minutes later:

    Thinking: ”Gee wiz, these all are to that racist shop. As a protest, I won’t go, then…”
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    First work morning:

    Employer on the phone: ”Why aren’t you at work?”

    ”Wha?”

    ”W-w-well, I d-d-don’t want to s-sell h-hood starch an-and hanging rope…”
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    Then I woke up:

    ”Yes, I don’t have work!”

    ”Well shiiiiet, I don’t have work!”

  • Unelmoin kylpylästä

    marraskuu 27th, 2014

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    I once dreamed there was a spa department in the basement of the house I live in.

    In the morning, I was maybe a little disappointed.

  • Aave

    lokakuu 6th, 2014

    170914
    Last night I dreamed my father was not dead.

    In my dream, I am shopping for groceries.

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    I forget the shopping, when a familiar person passes me by.

    I ran after the figure.

    ”Da! Wait!!”

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    Finally, I catch him.

    ”Where have you been!?
    We have been really worried and sad!
    Things should be taken care of!!

    There is an awful pile of estate and funeral bills, too!
    You are hopeless!!”

    My father replies:

    ”I was having a vacation.”

    ”It really hit the spot.”

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    ”Huh? But who did we then cremate? Did you fake your own death?”

    Then I woke up.
    Lots of things were left unsaid.

  • Seurusteluvinkkejä

    toukokuu 7th, 2014


    ”Sometimes a datemate might have these annoying little habits…”

    ”What the HECK is going on in here?!”

    I dreamed that Worf, the Chief Security Officer of USS Enterprise was giving me dating tips.

  • Paluu menneisyyteen

    maaliskuu 17th, 2014


    I dreamed I was on a trip, holiday or some sort.
    On that trip I met a person, who was really nice at first, but then appeared to be a bully.
    I woke up on bad mood.

    ”Gnaa. I don’t have time for this shit.”


    But at least I told off to the dream bully, calling out their bullshit.
    In real life I might have not been able to.

    ”YES!”

  • Nukkumaanmenoaika

    maaliskuu 16th, 2014


    *yawn*

    Sometimes one just goes to bed as early as 1 o’clock in the morning.

  • Nuku nuku, kultarakas III

    maaliskuu 13th, 2014


    In the morning:
    *splash splash*

    During the day:
    ”Ooph!”


    Later during the day:
    ”Shit, I am almost late.”

    In the evening:
    ”That would be 22,55 euros, please.”

    ”Elope with me, heeheehee!”


    Later in the evening:
    ”Man, it is so late.”

    During night:
    *thinking*
    ”I am beginning to feel a little bit pissed off!”