Category: Elämä
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  • Pienestä kiinni

    joulukuu 20th, 2017

    Me, thinking: ”Shitty walking weather!”

    Me thinking: ”Fucking drivers!”
    [I notice a cat at the window of a cat hotel.]
    Me thinking: ”Actually, this is a really good walk!”

  • TW: Itsevahingoittaminen/self harm

    joulukuu 18th, 2017

    Varoituksen sanana: Artikkelissa on itsevahingoittamis-ideoita, ja henkistä pahaa oloa.
    En ole vaaraksi itselleni, enkä muille.

    Warning: This article contains thoughts of self harm. I am not a threat to myself or to others.
    I tried to be hopefully positive in my hobbies.
    Me thinking: ”Maybe I will get a lovely message tomorrow.”

    I spoke about it in the forums too.
    Then I found out, people had misinterpreted my attitude.
    Moderator: ”If you could be less passive-aggressive?”
    I tried to learn and adapt.
    Me: ”For now on, I will try to acknowledge my behavior better!”
    But I ended up getting a panic attack, anyway.

    Me: ”If positive hopefulness is not alright, what other choices do I have?
    Giving everyone some icy hard time?”
    Release me from this, or at least take the knives away!

  • Synttäriyllätys

    joulukuu 16th, 2017

    It was my birthday on the 7th of August.

    Me: ”I don’t need a receipt!”

    [I write on the card.]

    [I drop the card in my mail slot.]

    Me: ”Oh, what a surprise!”

  • Lorottaja

    joulukuu 14th, 2017

    [I hear someone urinating in the apartments above. Drizzling against the toilet bowl.]
    [Drizzling seems to continue forever.]
    Me: ”Oh for the love of God, you drizzler! That is not normal, go seek medical help!”

  • Miitti

    joulukuu 12th, 2017

    I am being social in the meet up of one of my roleplay groups.

  • Ero

    joulukuu 10th, 2017

    It happened on 14th of May, 2017, about a week before our 10-year anniversary.

    Santeri, on the phone: ”Ah-I have been distressed and anxious and I want to break up…”
    Santeri, on the phone: ”This is not your fault.”
    Me: ”I cried for two days about the break up. Luckily, I had people to talk to.”

    Kata came from Hyvinkää to keep me company.
    Kata: ”I will toss his things out from the balcony!”
    My group chat supported me.
    On the top of that, I seeked help from the local mental health chat.
    Chat: ”How can I help?”
    Me: ”Now I feel maybe even hopeful.”
    I get my own space and an opportunity to live for myself only!

  • Kiltti Tyttö ™

    joulukuu 8th, 2017

    Me: ”I struggle with my inner Good Girl(tm) everyday.”

    I feel bad, if I don’t give my seat to the elderly, despite there being open seats available.
    I feel shitty, if I defend my right not to be touched.

    Someone: ”Excushe meee…”
    Me: ”Don’t touch me or I will break your arm!”
    Someone: ”Shorryy…”

    Me: ”A Good Girl(tm) would have let old grudges go already…”

    Old ass sayings: ”Smarter one ends the fight.”
    ”Be a good girl and forgive.”
    ”It is useless to dwell in the past.”

    Me: ”…Fuck that.”


    joulukuu 6th, 2017

    Me: ”If this fucking depression could ease up on me, that would be fucking nice!”

    Someone: ”Have you taken your meds?”
    Me: ”Well, I forgot. Shut up!”

  • Hylätyksi tulemisen pelko

    joulukuu 4th, 2017

    One night I woke up to a bad dream, that had themes of abandonment and rejection.

    Me: ”Today, I awkwardly found out that my friends had gone to the movies together, and not asked me with them.”

    Usually, I would not mind…
    …But these were supposed to be my closest friends, and I have been suffering from loneliness.

  • Kompa

    joulukuu 2nd, 2017

    At work, around 09:17 am…

    Coworker: ”And the poor baby was hiding behind the shower curtain…”
    Me: ”Poor fella.”

    Customer: ”At which time you open?”
    Me and my colleague: ”…”
    Customer: ”Well, at what time you open on Sundays?!”

    Me thinking: ”Is this a trick question?”
    Colleague: ”A-at nine am!”