Category: Elämä
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  • Creepy creepy creeper

    syyskuu 23rd, 2016

    [I am making a ham sandwich, while being creeped up by one who wants ham.]

  • Valaistuminen

    syyskuu 23rd, 2016

    One day, I exited the shower:

    Me: ”I must never become a docile, conforming woman.”

  • Hammaslääkäri

    elokuu 29th, 2016

    Me: ”I went to the dentist’s check up some time ago. No cavities! (*

    (* I rejoiced too soon, there was one beneath the dental calculus.

    Dentist: ”All your wisdom teeth have come in, but there has been space for them.
    Me: ”Uh huh.”
    Dentist: ”For real, you never have had any fillings made?”
    Me: ”Nope.”
    Me: ”I did not quite have the nerve to admit that sometimes I have taken lousy care of my arsenal.”

    Some years ago:
    Me: ”I can’t manage…”

    Me: ”But now I am going to take some better care! I have xylitol pastilles, dental floss, new toothbrush! I’ll get to the dental calculus removal on August.”

  • Lomalla

    elokuu 12th, 2016

    ”I have been busy.”

    ”For reals.”
    [I snore and drool.]

  • elokuu 12th, 2016

    ”My blood pressure, pulse and blood glucose are on okay level!”

    ”Now, if only we’d get my mood up and my weight down, things would be well.”

    Me thinking: ”And I would not personally mind that weight thing, but doctor and nurses keep lecturing me.”
    Me: ”We also had an anniversary on 19th of May.”
    Santeri: ”Nine years!”

    Me: ”I had an epiphany about my relationship some time ago.”

    At depression nurse:
    Me: ”It grinds my gears when my boyfriend says we’ve grown distant.”
    Depression nurse: ”Have you asked if he wants to get closer?”
    Me: ”…”
    [I get an epiphany]
    ”A thousand dollar question!”
    ”Ding ding ding!”
    Me thinking: ”How come I did not think of that before?!”

  • Ei jaksa II

    elokuu 12th, 2016

    ”I have not been well, but not unwell either.”

    ”I think it might be because of meds.”

    ”Creative things do not work.”
    ”But writing has not worked for quite some time, anyway.”

  • Ei jaksa

    toukokuu 25th, 2016

    The mind won’t let me rest.
    And body feels like it’s out of charge.

  • Väsyttävää mutta tarpeellista

    toukokuu 13th, 2016

    Me: ”Nothing amuses me and it seems like I have no energy to do anything.”

    Me: ”I wonder if yesterday sucked all of my energy?”
    I went to a depression nurse.
    Me: ”Well, my parents are alcoholics…”

    And to a lingerie store supported by Eerika.
    Eerika: ”It’ll be fine!”

    Me thinking: ”Amazing how stuff like that can tire a person out on the next day.”
    At least I got stuff done.
    Depression nurse: ”Visit my office a couple of times more, but we can look into that therapy.”

    Me thinking: ”I did not even remember how a proper, tight support feels like!”

  • Taloyhtiö on kontrollifriikki

    toukokuu 12th, 2016

    ”What the shit? They don’t trust tenants THAT much that the laundry room could have power on by 8 am?”

    ”I would so totes wash my laundry during the night, just to piss people off!”


    Tämä osallistui myös piirroskisaan, jonka aiheena oli ”Kun kansa on valistunutta, sille voi uskoa sen itsensä hallitsemisen”

  • Viimeinkin!

    toukokuu 12th, 2016

    [I am taking trash out, when I notice the cardboard bin completely empty.]
    Me thinking: ”A chance!”

    Me: ”I have not been able to take the cardboards out for ages!”